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For english-speakers
Rubber Soul: I think it'll be nice to speak with each other in english)) let's do it and we'll see how good or bad we can make it) the theme of a topic will be the same as "мысли влух" speak only in english, if you don't know some words, please welcome lingvo.yandex.ru.... let's go
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Player: шозанах?
Player: у кого албанский включен? иероглифами пишите!!!!
Sapphire: Player please, keep your nice mouth, Pashechka)) I mean in russian;) there is only english in this topic! but it's so uncomfortable to type on english keyboard.. well, we'll get used to it!))
Rubber Soul: somebody tell me what does it mean? above
comara: ай ай уана факин дог ин вэ эс ай уана факин дог ин вэ эс ай уана факин доооггг...
Rubber Soul: comara Player understood? keep your russian away from this topic)) each must speak only E) so take away your russian for a while "press shift button while holding ctrl button" and say what are you thinking of)
Player: Ват ол вы теллити?
Курсор: потцблитцтаузендтойфелькройцшокбомбендоннерветтерэлементнахшайзе...
Rubber Soul: Курсор yeah that's cool) made it yourself?
Курсор: Rubber Soul yes, Im made it yourself.
провокатор...: Мин англича с0йлэшмим..
comara: провокатор... Du pti apress, Ara!!
провокатор...: comara com, ara, com!
comara: провокатор... эсэсовцы в лесах брянщины подзывают армянина-партизана сдаться, - помню-помню, а как же!
провокатор...: comara ya tut cho podumal.. nu ne po russki ta ne po russki.. 4o nam kabanam))) a pro esesovcev aga, prikona togda polu4ilos'))..
comara: провокатор... yes'm istina v rechah tvoih, boyarin, - krivdyi j net! ООООО!!!! у мя сообщение № 333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Solveig: провокатор... and i инглиш белмим...
Sapphire: Solveig min sine olmadim, gg) *sorry to offtop, i'll not do it again)
Kuruadan: Shre nazg golugranu kilmi-nudu Ombi kuzddurbagu gundum-ishi Nugu gurunkilu bard gurutu Ash Burz-Durbagu burzum-ishi Daghburz-ishi makha gulshu darulu. Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul Daghburz-ishi makha gulshu darulu.
провокатор...: Kuruadan всё уже по эльфийски мордоровски запели..
Kuruadan: провокатор... хуясь, не вспомнить Three rings for-Elven-kings under-sky Seven for-dwarf-lords in-halls Nine for-mortals doomed to-die One for-Dark-Lord in-darkness in-Mordor where shadows lie. One Ring to-rule-them-all, One Ring to-find-them, One Ring to-bring-them-all and in-the-Darkness blind-them in-Mordor where shadows lie.
Джэя: okay.. It can be interesting. I get it) Kuruadan you burn))))
Rubber Soul: next non-english messages will be deleted! the topic was made to speak engish, not to show your wittiness and knowledge of english-tatarian language. if want to speak so, please, create another topic for tatar or tatar-english speakin'
Sapphire: Rubber Soul that's right!
Kuruadan: o'k, i'll play with your rules) this text is very old, but i found it funny. The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which is the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as «Euro-English». In the first year, «s» will replace the soft «c». Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard «c» will be dropped in favour of the «k». This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.w There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome «ph» will be replaced with the «f». This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent «e» in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing «th» with«z» and «w» with «v». During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary «o» kan be dropd from vords kontaining «ou» and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. If zis mad you smil pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Rubber Soul: Kuruadan i'll break my tongue trying to speak euro-english
Kuruadan: Rubber Soul ussssss))))
Джэя: Kuruadan awfulness.
AlterEgo: i start to speak eng first of all when i become very angry some people know it))
Goldmember: AlterEgo not only you!!! some times it's funny to speak E in public places, people all around become very suspicious
Player: нимембер неандерстенд за исключением того что рид провокатор малай!
Player: Waй ingliш a not PINDOSSKIЙ? NA мени luчche viglяdelo bi южалли tema наме is "For pindosskiй-speakers" Энд Ху takie spиkersы?
Rubber Soul: Player english-speakers are people who speaks english. understood?
Player: Rubber Soul Tell ми on normalьnom lэngviчe what ю have skazatь mne!?
Rubber Soul: Player i wanted to tell you that english-speakers-men who bazarit in English.
Player: Rubber Soul AAA spиkersы - eto te ху bazarit po-pindosski?
Rubber Soul: Player english speakers-who speak english(pidosskiy) the word "speaker" has a different(another) meaning
Solveig: Player Йа, йа. Ихъ ферштейн пиндосс теле!
Не_Герой: english speakers --people who can speak english For example i can speak but I speak English not othen
Rubber Soul: Не_Герой пишет: but I speak English not othen not othen? not often maybe?
Не_Герой: Rubber Soul пишет: not othen? not often maybe? thats right my little friend not bad not bad
Player: you govoriш ne pravilno! Not pidosskiy - yes piNdosskiй энд v skobkaх dolжno be english! A word zdes priчёm? Eto же ofisnaя programma!
Rubber Soul: Player stop STEBing! ))
Player: Rubber Soul ya ya! Stёb, ya znau eto slovo!!!!
BendeR: My E is very bad I live in Russia,i'm 21, i'm a lawyer...
Курсор: Mein neim is Kursor. I nicht English snickers, aber popytka ne pytka.
Rubber Soul: Курсор English snickers
Player: usss my nik is Player! I live in Ufa! And I bolshe niчego ne znau na pindosskom!!
SirJant: Fuck USA! God bless Юрфак))
Rubber Soul: SirJant You burn, dude)
Джэя: Naaah.. It'll take forever
Rubber Soul: Джэя whom or what you'll take forever?
Джэя: Rubber Soul not me)
Курсор: Что такое "фак май эсс"? Слышал в одном фильме. Hu is it?
SirJant: What film was that? I suspect that it was pornography...
Курсор: Yes, pornography, nisek dogadalsja you?
SirJant: Курсор Сказался небогатый жизненный опыт) Sorry, Rubber Soul , but I don't know how to say it in english)
Rubber Soul: Курсор SirJant Двоечники!
Курсор: Про путинскую Россию: "Putinism means no Bill of Rights, no right of free speech, no right of free press, no right to assemble and to seek redress of grievances, no right against unlawful search and seizure, no habeas corpus, the essential foundation of any country blessed by a rule of law. How can there be a separation of powers -- legislative, executive and judicial -- when one man wields all power? Is there an independent judiciary in Mr. Putin's Russia? There is not. There may even be a revival of what in Soviet days was called "telephone justice" where the dictator or his lackeys notify judges of their wishes about the outcome of a particular case." http://www.washtimes.com/commentary/20070210-101939-5365r.htm
Джэя: Putinism - it's kinda illness, right?) Next monday'll be really cold - be aware, it'll be near -40)) so winter coming soon.
Seiko: I HATE THIS FUCKING WORLD!!!
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